welcome to the skamkult

what is a skamkult? it's a place where you can exchange things of material value for little to nothing in return.

wealth is power, but with great power comes great responsibility, and responsibility is overrated.

unburden yourself from money, the root of all evil, and your material wealth; we will take your burden and use the metaphorical "evil roots"* you provide us to metaphorically "grow"* more "evil"*.

veto the invisible hand of capitalism and accept us as your new overladies and overlords, overlads and overlasses, overcats and overdogs.

*anything marked with an asterisk is figurative language and may or may not represent its actual literal meaning. it should in no way be interpreted as a statement or assertion of fact. that holds true for anything NOT marked with an asterisk as well. except for the money. if you pay us, it's REAL money. don't pay us if you don't want to give us REAL money. that's right, you were warned.