we take great pride in being transparent about how secretive our leadership is.

leadership is, in the end, an artificial concept.

if the best leader is the best follower, then a good leader and a good follower will lead each other in a circle.

that's why we believe in being bad leaders with good followers.

𝕮𝕿𝕳𝖀𝕷𝕳𝖀 - eternal president

kim il-sung - eternal next-in-line-for-the-presidency

half-empty mason jar entity - eternal mascot, interim marketing director

be a good follower, and give your leaders your money that they may glut themselves with the fruit of your labors:

(this is a voluntary donation of REAL money - do not engage if you don't want to give us REAL money)