hey, you.

yes, you.

the one with the literacy/and or ability to have this read aloud to you.

you know that one thing you really hate?

like, that rival sports team, or that political party, or that server at the restaurant that messed up your order one time?

yeah, they're bad, huh. wow, don't they just make you angry.

just to rub it in their face, you should give us money.

like, a lot of money.

and bask in the fact that it's NOT GOING TO that one person/team/party that you hate.

go ahead; i'll bet you're feeling giddy about it already: