we're not on social media yet. do you know why? because we're ahead of the curve.

yeah, not mainstream at all.

but you'd better donate to us now, or else by the time EVERYONE's doing it, it will be too late.

yep, the world will be plumb out of money. nada. not a cent. and you'll have missed the biggest opportunity of your life.*

be cool when it's still cool. not 3 decades later when it's unpopular and you're basically a mummy.

do it. i dare you:

* this claim is considered unlikely by independent fact checkers