for every dollar you donate, you get 4 pyramid points!*

what value do they have? none!

but oh the prestige!

*(provided there is identifiable information included with your donation)

possible rewards:

if you earn 100 pyramid points, you can buy our prestigious pyramid pal award for only 5 additional dollars! we'll post you on our website under whatever name you want as a pyramid pal. what a steal! from you!

if you earn 500 pyramid points, you earn our pyramid prestige award. we'll post you on our website as a prestigious pyramidian. better macro-transactions than micro-transactions.

if you earn 1000 pyramid points, we'll put you on the front page of our website as a pyramid partner, under whatever name you want. get a life!

if you earn 10,000 pyramid points, we'll give you a position on our leadership page, as a proper model of corruption to society. we'll also stop insulting you at this point: you're clearly worth pandering to.

to earn pyramid points, enter an email below along with your donation. remember that these donations use REAL money, so